Survival guide
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Survival guide
FromCroatia Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:27 pm
These are a list of things that you should/shouldn't do if you find your self in any creepy sitouation.
1. Darkness and mirrors don't mix.
2. No, really, it's a 'no-no'
3. I told you so.
4. If no one else can see it, don't look at it.
5. If you are alone at night in a creepy Gothic mental institution, take a moment to reflect on what the hell you're thinking.
6. Avoid going to places where everyone else who went there never came back. If someone hires you to go there, get the payment in advance.
7. Killing is the last method of survival. Or was it the first? Too late, you're dead.
8. Buy a .38 revolver. Load it with 2 Armor Piercing , 2 Full Metal Jacket , and 2 silver bullets.
9. If you really feel there is no chance to survive a situation, empty said gun into your chest. It may not save you but local schoolkids will make you a legend.
10. Face it, Area 51 is too well guarded to let you sneak in, or let any alien to sneak out.
11. When going to a hotel don't peek in other people's rooms. Even if there's nothing supernatural in there, you can still get an all-natural butt?kicking.
12. On a side-note staying at any place named Hotel California is probably a bad idea.
13. Invoking demons, speaking weird languages and performing rituals of any kind is considered dangerous. Don't do that, especially around graveyards, churches, psychiatric institutions and your house in front of a mirror at night. (You didn't listen to me last time, have we learned our lesson?)
14. Always have a Bible next to your bed. Provides reading material, may block a blow and is a heavy object to throw at enemies. Also saves a priests' time for last rites.
15. Don't count on Holy Water. Get a vial of Sulfuric Acid and have a priest consecrate THAT.
16. Japanese priests cleanse rooms by waving katana swords around, so your incense isn't gonna do squat.
17. If you find 666 messages on your phone, mailbox, email, etc consider changing your service provider. Spam is spam, unholy or not.
18. There is simply no reason to listen to music that causes suicidal tendencies. If you insist on it, screw 'em, bounce a check for it.
19. Secret secluded untouched places in old buildings are left untouched for a reason. Pioneers never say “die” but thats usually because their throats get torn out.
20. Refrain from using the One True Name for anything. No situation you face on this list cannot be made infinitely worse by it.
No cursing please.~MP~
1. Darkness and mirrors don't mix.
2. No, really, it's a 'no-no'
3. I told you so.
4. If no one else can see it, don't look at it.
5. If you are alone at night in a creepy Gothic mental institution, take a moment to reflect on what the hell you're thinking.
6. Avoid going to places where everyone else who went there never came back. If someone hires you to go there, get the payment in advance.
7. Killing is the last method of survival. Or was it the first? Too late, you're dead.
8. Buy a .38 revolver. Load it with 2 Armor Piercing , 2 Full Metal Jacket , and 2 silver bullets.
9. If you really feel there is no chance to survive a situation, empty said gun into your chest. It may not save you but local schoolkids will make you a legend.
10. Face it, Area 51 is too well guarded to let you sneak in, or let any alien to sneak out.
11. When going to a hotel don't peek in other people's rooms. Even if there's nothing supernatural in there, you can still get an all-natural butt?kicking.
12. On a side-note staying at any place named Hotel California is probably a bad idea.
13. Invoking demons, speaking weird languages and performing rituals of any kind is considered dangerous. Don't do that, especially around graveyards, churches, psychiatric institutions and your house in front of a mirror at night. (You didn't listen to me last time, have we learned our lesson?)
14. Always have a Bible next to your bed. Provides reading material, may block a blow and is a heavy object to throw at enemies. Also saves a priests' time for last rites.
15. Don't count on Holy Water. Get a vial of Sulfuric Acid and have a priest consecrate THAT.
16. Japanese priests cleanse rooms by waving katana swords around, so your incense isn't gonna do squat.
17. If you find 666 messages on your phone, mailbox, email, etc consider changing your service provider. Spam is spam, unholy or not.
18. There is simply no reason to listen to music that causes suicidal tendencies. If you insist on it, screw 'em, bounce a check for it.
19. Secret secluded untouched places in old buildings are left untouched for a reason. Pioneers never say “die” but thats usually because their throats get torn out.
20. Refrain from using the One True Name for anything. No situation you face on this list cannot be made infinitely worse by it.
No cursing please.~MP~
FromCroatia- Posts : 35
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